il fait chaud aujourd'hui

...mais je suis dehors au soleil. Parce que je fume. Il me détend.... Généralement.

Aussi, je suis en train de transpirer.

J'ai besoin d'acheter des meubles pour mon porche. Le plancher est dur et mon cul s'engourdit.

"Mon cul s'engourdit" est peut-être ma phrase préferée que j'aie jamais écrite en français. J'espére qu'il soit une phrase correcte...

Ah bon.

Je dois y aller et ramasser ma fille.

Au revoir.
Mark


(Pardonnez (et corrigez, svp) mes erreurs...)
Restez sexy, mes amis =)

Best. Idea. Ever.

Or at least, today's best idea.

The other day I was having a conversation about how someone needs to write a bunch of sensitive acoustic folk singer-songwriter type music with the lyrics in Klingon. During said conversation, I said that I would totally do it myself, if I were able to sing and play, or sing, or write.

And then, just out of curiosity, I looked up the Klingon dictionary on Amazon. And it was less than a dollar.


So... I got an email today saying it had been shipped.

Now, I'm half committed to writing a Klingon song about some shit. But I want to clarify that I'm NOT learning Klingon. Because I like not having to sleep alone every night. I don't like to buy in to stereotypes, but let's be honest.


As far as this post's title... let me elaborate. After I receive said Klingon dictionary, and dabble a bit with it:


I need to buy a banjo.


There. That's the idea. Friggin Klingon banjo music! Right??

Je suis désolé que je n'aie pas écrit en français pour ce sujet. La prochaine fois.

Be gentle

This is the first bit of blogging I've done since Myspace was relevant... So be gentle.
Gentle but generous with your page views.

I'm really only doing this to spare all my fb buddies constant nonsensical updates in french. You see, I'm studying French. Therefore, I would like to get to where I can shatter the internet's collective mind in two languages!! INORITE???!!!?!

WHAT AN AWESOME F-WORD'ING IDEA?!!!!!!!! HOLY F-WORD!!! (holy crap. two f-words in one line. edit: three.)


I'm a big fan of stream of consciousness writing. From me, anyways. And that's all I really care about. Because I'm selfish. And Awesome.

Since my goal is, in fact, French.. I will try and force myself out of my comfort zone and actually *gasp* post in French. If you, the mythical reader I've heard so much about but rarely experienced, happen to respond in French, it's very welcome. Just know that I might very well respond in complete non sequitors. Because, as they say, Je parle le français comme une vache espagnole.


So if you say something like
J'ai lu votre blog. Et je veux un remboursement pour mon temps.

I might end up responding with something like
Oui ! La licorne est blanche et três belle !!!

Because I'm also stupid.

Fair warning, y'all.
M.