I was just looking at the list of gadgets here and saw a "twilight breaking dawn" quotes gadget. Now, I saw that movie, and granted, it was the rifftrax version, but still... There were, like, three lines of dialogue in that whole movie. Fucking nothing happened. And no one said anything. It was just a lot of standing around looking miserable.
It could have been edited down to a 15 minute short and you'd have missed literally nothing.
Quotes??
Actually, I just remembered a scene with dialogue. It happened to be dialogue between a bunch of wolves standing around talking about some shit. It was a... triumph of cinematic storytelling. And by that, I mean "godawful terrible."
ReplyDeleteLol. When they finish all the movies we should have a twilight rifftrax marathon!
Deleteenlighten me ... rifftrax? am I invited to the showing my dear?
DeletePS: my all time FAVE twilight flick is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZwM3GvaTRM
Rifftrax is from the guys that brought us mystery science theater 3k. Same basic concept of humorous commentary but with more, bigger movies. If you look on youtube, you'll see snippets. They're pretty funny. And yes, the whole world is invited... Provided they can make it to iowa for the marathon:)
DeleteAlso, I just watched that vid you linked to. That was fantastic!
DeleteOf course you are invited, Ban!!! :D Maybe to mix up the evening we can vary back and forth between twilight, and other rifftrax... like... Plan 9 from Outerspace!!!! :D
DeleteThat would be an awful lot of twilight. And I'd like to a take a moment to emphasize the word "awful."
ReplyDeletelol Truer words were never... typed. :)
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